What is Substantial Abundance Of Wiener?
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A term used to describe lot of guys in the same place; a
Phil: "What a rockin' club! Time to get my groove on!"
Matt: "Uh...I don't know man...there seems to be a substantial abundance of weiner in this joint."
Phil: "Whatever, I'm gonna go dance with that HOT girl over there!"
Matt: "No no wait dude, that's a..."
(Phil goes over to the "girl")
Phil: "You must be from Tennessee because there's a mirror in your pocket."
'Girl' (deep voice): "Just come here bitch!"
Phil: "Hey baby that cell phone in your pocket keeps jabbing me...let me fix that for you...wait a minute...what the...OH SHIT!!!" (runs away)
Matt (laughs hysterically)
Phil: "Damn, come to think of it, it was a little suspicious with all those effeminate guys dancing to the Village People in leather jackets."
Matt: "You grabbed a transvestite's dick, man."
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