Suckling Cow

What is Suckling Cow?


1.

A sexual act where a man gently puts his sack of treasures into the mouth of a sleeping person (preferably a woman). Use at own risk. Do not use on people who talk/grind teeth in their sleep.

If you want to make it interesting, when you cum, shoot down their body. After you dry off, grab a ruler and measure how far it flew. However many inches it went that is how many points you have in one game. Try it with friends

Person 1: Why do i have vinegary pubes in my mouth?

Person 2: Have you ever heard of the suckling cow?

Person 1: (Throws up)

See balls, mouth, testicles, cow, suck, sex, dirty, lick, spit, orgasm, cum, semen, ruler, games, sports, wet, vinegar, insomnia, pubic hair, pubes


72

Random Words:

1. The sound of one hand clapping. "What is the sound of one hand clapping? P'Noog, stupid" See clap, buddhist, spiritual..
1. A location or dwelling given much pomp and circumstance but is really just a fixed-up shithole. John was bragging about his new apartme..
1. an emo roid addicted type thing that sings to himself all the time and brags about girls that he never had Guy1: hey man i seen this ja..