Suckling Cow

What is Suckling Cow?


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A sexual act where a man gently puts his sack of treasures into the mouth of a sleeping person (preferably a woman). Use at own risk. Do not use on people who talk/grind teeth in their sleep.

If you want to make it interesting, when you cum, shoot down their body. After you dry off, grab a ruler and measure how far it flew. However many inches it went that is how many points you have in one game. Try it with friends

Person 1: Why do i have vinegary pubes in my mouth?

Person 2: Have you ever heard of the suckling cow?

Person 1: (Throws up)

See balls, mouth, testicles, cow, suck, sex, dirty, lick, spit, orgasm, cum, semen, ruler, games, sports, wet, vinegar, insomnia, pubic hair, pubes


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