What is Suicide Note?
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A silent but deadly fart that is delivered immediately before exiting an occupied room.
Bringing to mind the often used suicide note phrase; "I'll be gone before you get this".
"John left an awful suicide note in the kitchen this morning, and I had to open all the windows."
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When you are driving your car like an idiot because you are going to shit your pants.
Officer: Sir do you know you were going 80 mph in..