Suicide Turd

What is Suicide Turd?


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A large turd generally filled with corn or other hard substances and is large in diameter, sometimes looping around the toilet bowl. Causing great pain and may require 3 to 4 flushes

1st guy: you've been in there for an hour and a half

2nd guy: Got any band aids ?

1st guy: why?

2nd guy: I just had a suicide turd?

See poop, turd, pain, corn, flush


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