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The irrational fear of a hippo stealing you pyjamas.
"Why are you in your cupboard?"
"Hippos! ... They want my Pyjamas!..
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A time where you should know where your children are!
News Voice: Its 10:00 p.m., do your know where your children are?
T.V. watcher: ..
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Similar to a fluffernutter, but made during sex with peanut butter and semen and fed to the woman.
I blew my load onto the bread, sprea..