What is Sunrise Sampler?
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It's a marvelous morning-time delight in which you give a chick one or two pumps in every position you can think of until you spooge all over her.
Although I smeared my baby batter all over her twice the night before, that didn't stop me from achieving the Sunrise Sampler the morning after.
Random Words:
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a fart that sounds like a zipper sound, especially of a sleeping bag zipping sound.
That wasn't a fart. I was zipping up my sleepi..
