Sunrise Sampler

What is Sunrise Sampler?


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It's a marvelous morning-time delight in which you give a chick one or two pumps in every position you can think of until you spooge all over her.

Although I smeared my baby batter all over her twice the night before, that didn't stop me from achieving the Sunrise Sampler the morning after.


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