What is Sunrise Sampler?
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It's a marvelous morning-time delight in which you give a chick one or two pumps in every position you can think of until you spooge all over her.
Although I smeared my baby batter all over her twice the night before, that didn't stop me from achieving the Sunrise Sampler the morning after.
Random Words:
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n the date on which an event occurred in some previous month.
Next week my girlfriend and I are celebrating our 6-month luniversary!..
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1. He is NOT in a punk band.
2. He has nice teeth.
3. Has a crush on Sarah Baker.
4. He's a "Nicey-Nice."
5. Knows &q..
