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If you've ever woken up and thought to yourself "i want to chew through a cement block and use a rusty nail to pick my teeth&q..
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A blizzard slap is when a man takes his spent condom off and ties the end of it like a balloon. He then precedes to slap his partner in..
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dunking ones testicles in a mixed alcoholic drink without the drinker being aware of the unfortunate situation.
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