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sperm, semen, jizz, cum
I jerked off and got spet cheem chesse all over my bed
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Getting a kiss from someone while taking a dump.
Man I was hoping for a full blown blumpkin but all she did was give me a kiss....damn ..
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
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