Surf N Turf

What is Surf N Turf?


1.

1. A dish that features both Scampi and Steak

2. A sexual act involving eating out a girl's vagina (surf) and anus (turf).

"I didn't get to have sex with her, but she did let me try the surf n turf"

See cunnilingus, rimming, anallingus, surf and turf

2.

When a straight couple is having sexual intercourse in the missionary position while another man and/or woman licks both of their sexual organs at the same time

Jared: Last night was fucking crazy man!

Steve: Why bro?

Jared: Cuz I was pounding your sisters taco with my man hammer and your girlfriend came in and started licking my bitches pussy and my dick at the same time!

Steve: aw, the old Surf N Turf?

See taco

3.

Performing cunnilingus on your special lady friend whilst on the beach.

Being that it was Allison's birthday, Jeff took her to the beach and treated her to a lovely surf n turf. She was delighted!

See squeaky sea gull, angry pirate, clam bake

4.

when you move your bowels and half is terra firma while the other half is wet and wild

i just took a nasty surf n turf in your grandma's bathroom.

See poo, dump, droppin anchor


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