Surf Widow

What is Surf Widow?


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A girlfriend/wife that spends endless hours on the beach watching her boyfriend/husband surf. He usually brings up the idea of "going to the beach," implying time together in the sun, and before she knows it, she's sitting on the beach by herself. Many are located in Southern California, Hawaii, and Florida.

Kate: Is Julie coming to the mall with us?

Beth: No, she's at the beach shooting video of Keith surfing so that he can send it to a surfware company and hopefully get sponsored. She's a total surf widow.

See surfer, wahine, gidget, bimbo


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