Surprise

What is Surprise?


1.

When a girl takes a shot in the face unexpectedly while giving oral pleasure.

Koos: Oh man... I accidentally gave Leslie a surprise in the eye.

See Fuzz

2.

When you unexpectedly insert your cock into a girls mouth while she is yawning.

While walking down the dorm hall, I gave Sarah a surprise.

3.

A verb commonly used to describe the action of thrusting ones self against another without their knowledge.

This will often be the only action a ranga will ever get.

its not rape if you say surprise!!

See storf, ranga, sex, fanta pants, happy

4.

1.To strike with wonder or amazement especially because unexpected

2. To spread ones cheeks to present ones anus to unspected on lookers.

I suddenly lost my appitite, upon getting suprised by Bob.

5.

A fart with a lump in it.

Billy thought he'd prank his sleeping sister by farting in her face,but he got a surprise in his shorts instead!

See poo, turd, loaf, stool, accident

6.

the act of placing upon someone your unwanted

"gift"

or semen

"Yeah Nick, i did what you told me too, i told her i wouldn't jizz on her then i surprised on that Bitch's face."

See loading, jizzing, attack, facial, creampie

7.

when the girl you are fucking realizes your condom broke and you yell SURPRISE!!

last night the condom broke while i was scroggin marry and i yelled SURPRISE!!!

See terrific, rad, cheese


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