Surprise Facial

What is Surprise Facial?

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When you and a number of other people are in a casual conversation and you secretly begin to masturbate. Just before reaching the ejaculation, WHIP OUTCHA COCK and EXPLODE all over one of the female's faces.

'Yo Jefferson Black Man, I was mingling with some friends on Saturday and Taneisha gave me a dirty look. To get back at her I gave her a surprise facial!'

'You mean like cum?'

'Yea man, she was fuckin glazed.'

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