Surprise Facial

What is Surprise Facial?


1.

When you and a number of other people are in a casual conversation and you secretly begin to masturbate. Just before reaching the ejaculation, WHIP OUTCHA COCK and EXPLODE all over one of the female's faces.

'Yo Jefferson Black Man, I was mingling with some friends on Saturday and Taneisha gave me a dirty look. To get back at her I gave her a surprise facial!'

'You mean like cum?'

'Yea man, she was fuckin glazed.'

See surprise, facials, cum, boo!, glaze, explode, masturbation, ejaculation


90

Random Words:

1. When one is incapable of having sex due to their inability to "get it up" because of heavy alcoholic consumption. Also see whi..
1. the most amazing person in the band. girls can play. :] dont hate. guys are pretty good too. tuba players are always fun to be with an..
1. Little kid word for urine; the act of urinating. I have to make piddle; Shut up while I piddle. 2. to urinate (a euphemism for piss, ..