What is Surprise Gherkin?
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To have sex with a girl anally when she isn't expecting it. Usually done in doggy style. Similar to that of finding a piece of gherkin on a cheeseburger when you thought you had got them all off.
God damn my ass is sore today. My boyfriend Surprise Gherkined me last night... He's such an ass.
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Male who loves to lock the cock in the buttocks
Karissa: Tom is such a cocklocker!
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A machine that is given the task of wanking for a human for its pleasure.
Guy 1: Oh man i bought this wanking machine.
Guy 2: Oh I hea..
