Surprise Package

What is Surprise Package?


1.

The act of receiving oral sex and ejaculating with such force the semen erupts out of the givers mouth and nose, surprising them.

Dude, Michelle was blowing me last night dude, I told her I was going to cum but she just kept going, I gave her the biggest surprise package. She was fucking pissed!

See oral sex, blowjob, ejaculation, splooge, come, deep throat, cocksucker

2.

The act of receiving oral copulation and ejaculating with such force the semen shoots out the givers' mouth and nose

"Dude, Mara was giving me head and she got a fucking surprise package. She was so pissed at me dude!"

See blow job, oral sex, cocksucker, cock, dick

3.

The act of receiving oral sex and ejaculating with such force and quantity the semen in question proceeds through the givers nose, surprising them.

Dude, Jennifer was giving me head an I gave her such a fucking surprise package.

See oral sex, blowjob, ejaculation, splooge, come, deep throat, cocksucker


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