What is Highlands Ranch?
1.
1. The yuppie infested armpit of Colorado.
2. A suburb south of Denver where it is manditory to own the largest sport utility vehical that you can possibly afford to compete with your neighbors oversized SUV even though you have no need for one.
3. A place to go to get judged by others for what you own, do for a living, and how your lawn looks.
I live in Highlands Ranch, sure it's more expensive but it's sure woth it for it's social status. Speaking of social status, have you seen my enormous Ford Excursion I have no idea how to drive it but boy it's sure better than my neighbors land rover.
Random Words:
1.
The act of giving a handjob or masturbatingwith a cold sandwich enveloping the penis. The sandwich can have whatever ingredients the rec..
1.
First brought into the public eye in the Johny Cash and June Carter song "Jackson", although that song is not about this Jacks..
