What is Swab And Bob?
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Receiving a Blowjob while cleaning ones ear. The cough/sneeze from the swab creates a more intense orgasm.
"My legs buckled after my swab and bob in the bathroom this morning."
"The q-tip always smells a little different after a good swab and bob."
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