Swamp Cock

What is Swamp Cock?


1.

Verb; originated by a certain military regiment in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada who, every year has 4-5km race, a good 500m metres of which involves wading through a brown, shit smelling, chest-deep bog. As the opaque water hides a large amount of deadwood, tripping and going compltely under are common occurrences. Upon exiting the water, one is left feeling rather dirty and stanky and in no position to sex a girl up; in other words they are in a perfect position to sex a girl up and many brave souls have.

Matt: Damn that race sucked. First thing when I get home Im takin a long shower.

Andre: What? You're not gonna swamp cock your girlfriend first?..pussy!

See swamp dick, swamp crotch, skeet, dirty, snatch


16

Random Words:

1. It is a French tradition, which occurs just before the dinner. It is when you drink couple of drinks (especially alcoholic stuffs) and ..
1. A person who is so amazing that he defies all known words to describe them. Words are inadaquate, and fail miserably. Ryan Parma amazes..
1. Term used to define the late June 2009 celebrity death phenomenon, where Micheal Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon, and Billy Mays all..
Book Banner