What is Swamp Cock?
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Verb; originated by a certain military regiment in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada who, every year has 4-5km race, a good 500m metres of which involves wading through a brown, shit smelling, chest-deep bog. As the opaque water hides a large amount of deadwood, tripping and going compltely under are common occurrences. Upon exiting the water, one is left feeling rather dirty and stanky and in no position to sex a girl up; in other words they are in a perfect position to sex a girl up and many brave souls have.
Matt: Damn that race sucked. First thing when I get home Im takin a long shower.
Andre: What? You're not gonna swamp cock your girlfriend first?..pussy!
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a saying which is a refusal to give some thing to some one, it is rude and don't say it to oriental people, they'll kill you.
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a small disgruntled mammal that lives in the janitors closet of public schools, and often smells of reiffer
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