Swamp Moose

What is Swamp Moose?


1.

The chick you never want to meet in a dark alley. Ugly. DAMN ugly.

That broad is a Dundalk swamp moose.

2.

Any girl that lives in Dundalk, usually lacking a full set of teeth.

That chick is a crack smokin Swamp Moose

3.

noun. A large land animal found in the swamps. They are three times bigger than a regular moose and have the largest genitals of all land animals. (for you innernaut)

That guy is hung like a swamp moose!

See genitals, land, animal, swamps, moose

4.

A really fat Girl

A definition used in my school

That fat chick is a swamp moose

See Izzy


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