Swamp Tard

What is Swamp Tard?

A certain type of denizen of the more rural areas in Florida, known for their lack of both hygeine and intelligence.

That toothless swamp tard at the mini mart couldn't figure out how to make change for a dollar when I bought a pack of gum!

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