What is Swarmy?
1.
a sleazy, sneaky, sweaty, unscrupulous person.
He was so swarmy that she wanted to take a bath after meeting him.
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2.
Person who is ignorant of the English language misspelling of word SMARMY, which means highly self-satisfied.
Erin was uneducated and didn't read so she thought there was an actual word called SWARMY.
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3.
Calvin Cloud's internet alias. He is the Lord, our God sent to pwn fucking noobs on the internet.
He also happens to have a hot asian girlfriend in real life, who lives 2 blocks away from him, but is currently banned due to the fact he called her house at night.
OmFG SWARMY FUCKING DELETED MY HARD DRIVE BECAUSE I CALLED HIM A NIGGER OMFG
4.
Swarmy means...: The cool person who lives somewhere in the U.S. and has a asian girl friend, who gives him head, but got banned from her house, because he kept making prank phone calls.
Nerd: Dude, you're a f**king Swarmy
Guy: Yah, well tnkz dawg roefl u pwn liek no tomrow
