Swasiland Big Mac

What is Swasiland Big Mac?


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A swasiland hamburger is the latest entry into the long chain of sickening sexual acts (eg: Arabian Goggles, Danish Teabag) It consists of freeze drying a shit and popping it inside a presented hole. Its origin is unknown, no on knows why we pinned this one on swasilanders, but it rolls off the tongue nicely!

"I slapped my Swasiland Big Mac between her buns"

See arabian goggles, weird


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