What is Swedish Monocle?
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when you place your testicle on your partners eye(usually this move is only used if you have only one testy(yes there are people with one testy)). Its called "swedish" because the swedes do stuff like that for fun.
jessica was passed out drunk at Jimbobs, so I gave her a swedish monocle. it fit her well.
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The act of having had surgery.
When my tonsils were infected, I got them surgerized.
See surgery, plastic surgery, doctors..
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Code word for defecation as to not let all personnel present know your intentions of dropping a "deuce"
Hey Bro, Danny Bonade..