What is Swedish Softserve?
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The act of a man dropping a nice cold scoop of ice cream of any flavor into his partners vagina and then plowing her from behind. After the vicious plowing the woman squats down and squeezes the icecream mixed with jizz into a bowl or cone. The mixture comes out like a softserve icecream. After producing a beautiful swedish softserve one may dine upon its cold salty delight.
My girlfriend wanted icecream so I plowed her and gave her a little Swedish Softserve.
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