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The singular pleasure gained by refolding a map on its original creases.
Bob, the cartographer, was good at mapsturbation.
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To Masturbate. Jerk comes form pulling on your john, which is your dick.
Don't jerk your john when your parent are home.
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A phrase tacked on the end of a statement regarding the unlikeliness of something to happen. Can be swapped out with phrases such as &qu..