Swifty Edit Meaning

1.

A remarkably amazing person, who is very very cool.

Look at her, she's definately a swifty cause she's hanging out with Mike

See amazing, girlfiend, incredible, great, female

2.

A single beer that is drank in between activities. Can develop into a session if the mood is right, and the drinkers have suitable kung fu money.

"Want to go down the Fishermans for a swifty?"

"Yeah yeah, you know"

3.

The nickname of Matt Brown aka swiftkaratechop on youtube. The name is so popular that he has a question-and-answer video series titled, 'Ask Swifty'.

Swifty finally has a new 'Ask Swifty' up! Let's go watch it!

See swiftkaratechop, karate, dick

4.

When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.

Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!

Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed asian guy gave me a swifty.

Person#1: Gaping.

See Scott

5.

a person with a snapped banjo who loves shaggin skanks. This person usually doesn't have a home or a toothbrush

swifty what are those black marks all over your teeth

See home, swifty, skank, pidgeon, couch, banjo

6.

To bullshit to extreme lengths. One who continually resorts to bullshit for attention.

He told us his new car was a porsche. Bit of a swifty.

7.

A person with bleached blonde hair- but not the good type of bleached, the gay looking type!

"oh look, theres Swifty, the gay boy!

See blonde, bleached, gaylord, motherfucker, punani