What is Swimming With Michael Phelps?


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Another way of saying dropping the kids off at the pool (aka taking a dump)

Sorry I didn't answer the phone, dude. I was busy Swimming with Michael Phelps.

See pooping, crapping, pinching a loaf, taking a dump


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