What is Swirlie?
1.
Swirlie:
n. pl. -s
v. to give a swirlie
Variations: swirley, swirly
A form of torture/punishment in which the victim is held upside down over a toilet, with his head in the toilet bowl, while it is flushed. Variations on this theme include holding a long-haired person over the toilet so that the hair merely rotates with the draining water or completely immersing the victim's head in the water.
Having been given one too many swirlies in grade school, and with the support of the EPA, congressman Nichols introduced legislation banning toilets, bathrooms, and any kind of response to "the call of nature."
2.
Holding someone's head down the loo bowl and flushing. A "punishment" often meted out by jocks to decent people who never did the jocks any harm but the jocks, being sadistic bastards, do it anyhow.
Also takes place in the UK. There, is is referred to as "The Flush" or an "Initiation Ceremony".
3.
Where a persons head is put down the toilet, which is then flushed. Used by woman to humiliate their parter after using the loo.
My wife called me into the bathroom one day, i thought she wanted some kinkyness, but instead said she wanted to give me a swirlie, next thing i knew my head was being rammed down the toilet into her stinky shit, and then flushed.
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4.
1) A childish form of punishment; see above.
2) A tantalizing method of analingus. Requires precise dexterity of the tongue but success is often duly rewarded.
1) That fucking prick gave me a swirlie and ruined my hairdo! Fuck that!
2) Mmm...I did the swirlie to my girl and her pussy melted off.
5.
Someone who's existence is merely a holding pattern in the toilet bowl of life and who will go swirling down the drain at the slightest decrease in forward inertia. So weak is their character and constitution, that the slightest emotional bump in the road will send them swirling away. They won't even have time to curl up in the fetal position and suck their thumb.
He's such swirlie. He quit his job, citing self-esteem issues, then spiraled further into depression and self-loathing after moving into his mother's basement.
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6.
A way a bully shows a nerd who's boss, by getting together with his/her friends and shoving the victim in the stall, and holding the victim upside-down over the toilet, finally flushing the toilet with the victims head inside.
That fucking nigger gave me repeated swirlies at basketball practice
7.
A very attractive female. 2nd attractive rank on the Swirl Ranking System.
(Trash,
"Wow, look at that swirlie in the red."
"Damn, she's a swirlie, no doubt"
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