Swirving Edit Meaning

1. Adj. To be paralyzed from the neck down. Generally used by those who find insensitivity amusing or those who are just terrible doctors..

1. V. To swim in a large pile of gold coins. After I won the lottery I just had to uncle scrooge in my vault. See money, celebrate, ducks..

1. Phrase used by those with a small penis and therefore intended to imply that size doesn’t matter. Hey, stop laughing, it's quality..