Swisstoni

What is Swisstoni?

A middle aged small-businessman undergoing a midlife crisis. Preferably wearing a grey suit and sporting a platinum-blond bouffant quiff.

Yeah bless him he's a real Swisstoni

See swisstoni, mid-life crisis

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Oine

1. annoy (east lancashire), also mither (central lancashire and yorkshire) stop oining me..

Olson Twins

1. Nice titties on an under age girl. "Dude! Check out her Olson twins! I'd bang that jail-bait any day!" See olson twins,..

Hotdog In The Hallway

1. small penis in a large riped opened vagina his penis was so small he had a hotdog in the hallway..

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