Swisstoni

What is Swisstoni?

A middle aged small-businessman undergoing a midlife crisis. Preferably wearing a grey suit and sporting a platinum-blond bouffant quiff.

Yeah bless him he's a real Swisstoni

See swisstoni, mid-life crisis

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Red Eye Special

1. While someone is sleeping, a person slaps there face and spreads their butt cheeks above the persons face...

Manties

1. also known as man panties After a wonderful night with her husband, his manties were lying on the floor in a bunch. See underwear, tho..

Arm Sleeves

1. the sleeves on your shirt. "Wow Bob, those are some great arm sleeves you got there!" See sleeves, shirt..

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