Swisstoni

What is Swisstoni?

A middle aged small-businessman undergoing a midlife crisis. Preferably wearing a grey suit and sporting a platinum-blond bouffant quiff.

Yeah bless him he's a real Swisstoni

See swisstoni, mid-life crisis

Blumpkin Progressive

1. A masterful Procedure from professor Blumpkin... on how to actually get the coveted Blumpkin from your ho. Step 1) Fart a lot in her pr..

Zombin'

1. Repeatedly getting little or no sleep and not being able to think straight or remember anything from the day before. To be so tired that..

Unleash The Dragon

1. When one is using the facilities and is suddenly overcome by a rancid wafting stench. This stench occurs when gasious build-up from a ro..

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