Swisstoni

What is Swisstoni?

A middle aged small-businessman undergoing a midlife crisis. Preferably wearing a grey suit and sporting a platinum-blond bouffant quiff.

Yeah bless him he's a real Swisstoni

See swisstoni, mid-life crisis

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Kick Up

1. kicking up is the practice of giving money to somebody on a regular basis simply because their higher position in a structured organisat..

Crust Muncher

1. someone who eats anal crust for a living jesey is a crust muncher See kevin murphy..

German Cappuccino

1. 1. while one is having intercourse with a woman you proceed to have a bowel movement on top of the womens scalp (the shit must be diarhe..

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