Swisstoni

What is Swisstoni?

A middle aged small-businessman undergoing a midlife crisis. Preferably wearing a grey suit and sporting a platinum-blond bouffant quiff.

Yeah bless him he's a real Swisstoni

See swisstoni, mid-life crisis

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Drop A Flare

1. Taking a shit, having a bowel movement. I'll be back in a couple a minutes. Gotta go drop a flare. See shit, crap, poop, dump..

Shoop Da Whoop

1. The sound one makes as they fire their laser. Imma chargin' mah lazer! Imma firin' mah lazer! SHOOP DA WHOOP! See 4chan, h..

V.v.v

1. An emoticon that denotes a crab or lobster. The uppercase V's are the claws, the periods are the eyes, and the lowercase V is the ..

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