Swisstoni

What is Swisstoni?

A middle aged small-businessman undergoing a midlife crisis. Preferably wearing a grey suit and sporting a platinum-blond bouffant quiff.

Yeah bless him he's a real Swisstoni

See swisstoni, mid-life crisis

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