What is Swmbo?
1.
She Who Must Be Obeyed
2.
She Who Must Be Obeyed
other half, wife, girl friend, 'er in doors, woman etc
3.
Pronounced 'swimbo': 'she who must be obeyed'. Your wife, dumbnuts! She's the kind that makes you go to SOFEs 'significant-other forced events'!
A gentler form of SWMBO is a GLW: 'good lady wife', rare as a two-talied lizard!
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