Sword Of Omens Edit Meaning

1.

Sword used by Lion-o in the 80's cartoon ThunderCats

Sword of Omens come to my hand

See thundercats, lion-o, sword, cartoon, 80s

2.

Pop a Viagra, then right before it kicks in, insert your limp dick into your girl's pussy. Shout "Thundercats Ho!" just as you get your boner. Then right before you're about to come, pull out, stick your junk on your girls face, say "Sword of Omens give me sight beyond sight," and then spooge in her eyes. Timing must be impeccable.

"Dude I'm gonna slay that bitch-dragon with my Sword of Omens. Snarf can't watch, though."

See cleveland steamer, dirty sanchez, hot carl, rusty trombone, sex, donkey punch, blumpkin, hot karl, angry pirate, angry dragon, chili dog, alabama hot pocket, anal, hot lunch, houdini, tony danza, cincinatti bowtie, pink sock, abe lincoln, cum, strawberry shortcake, cincinnati bowtie, fuck, boston pancake, pussy, golden shower, ass, glass bottom boat, blowjob, vagina, tea bag, doggy style, alligator fuckhouse, dick, cock, space docking, jizz, dump truck

3.

the act of ejaculating onto the top of a girl's head like a fountain with your erect penis pressed against the forehead, and a testicle placed over each of her eyes.

dude, this girl is a keeper, last night she gave me a Sword of Omens in a porta-potty at the special olympics!

See thundercats, boner, cum, ejaculate