Sylvan

What is Sylvan?


1.

n. An idiot lacking basic knowledge of english, math, science etc. and who reads at the 4th grade level. Sylvan comes from "Sylvan Learning Center."

Cameron is such a Sylvan, the teacher asked him to read in front of the class, and he cried.

See retard, dipshit, shit-for-brains, dumbass, cameron

2.

someone with a huge penis

Maltese sylvans are beautiful.

3.

A freakin crazy hyper kid who likes to bounce off the walls

That guy ate some sugar,and, like he totally started going crazy!

Yeah, what a sylvan

See hyper, kid, sugar, bounce, intense

4.

Noun, a person who spends his time glorifying and tittilating himself in front of an uncaring crowd of friends and/or public

That sylvan is wasting his time by touching himself

See gay, retard, vassar, portland, anal, touching


59

Random Words:

1. getting extremely fucked up/drunk/high. soaring the skies. living the dream. pronounced "fill-ay'd" past tense of &qu..
1. Kick the Thread - see also bump and necro. Hey, there be some awesome posts up in here that are again relevant, time to k/t. See bump,..
1. 1. An exclamation of anger, frusteration, pain, or angst. 2. A holy figure that fights for your safety online. 3. A hairy waffle: mix..