What is Sympathy-fuck?
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The act of having sex with someone as a consoling gesture, immediately after breaking up with them.
The true purpose is to allow you a safe window of opportunity for collecting your property from their house.
(This generally occurs within an hour or two of the breakup, but it can sometimes qualify as a sympathy-fuck even a few days later if circumstances are extremely bad)
After I dumped that bitch she went psycho. I had to throw a sympathy-fuck on her just to get away with my CD's and my coat!
Random Words:
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To cause delay by not typing something correctly.
The router configuration took an extra hour to finish because of a fat finger delay.
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When you scrotebuff in the shower.
Hank: Why has TJ been in the shower for so long?
Chris: I don't know, maybe he's scrotebu..
