Sympathy-fuck

What is Sympathy-fuck?

1.

The act of having sex with someone as a consoling gesture, immediately after breaking up with them.

The true purpose is to allow you a safe window of opportunity for collecting your property from their house.

(This generally occurs within an hour or two of the breakup, but it can sometimes qualify as a sympathy-fuck even a few days later if circumstances are extremely bad)

After I dumped that bitch she went psycho. I had to throw a sympathy-fuck on her just to get away with my CD's and my coat!

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