Synlapse

What is Synlapse?


1.

Short for synapse lapse. In a phone call or voice-mail from the Ding, the lapse in time between "Hello" and the point at which the actual message begins. A synlapse is signalled by a drawn-out um.

The length of a synlapse depends on the complexity of the message, which determines how long it will take the Ding's electron-size brain to fit the information together coherently enough to convey it.

The average length of a synlapse is 45 seconds, during which boredom-induced drooling may commence in the unfortunate recipient of the voice-mail.

The message the Ding left for Zeke lasted two and a half minutes, two minutes of which consisted of a particularly mind-numbing synlapse.

See ding, um, waste of time, stupid, idiot, dumb, blonde, pointless, drool


60

Random Words:

1. Can mean anything. There are no limits to the word. Plural is zanuknu Look at my zanunu! I feel very zanunu! Your all zanuknu! See ..
1. A person who refuses to use emoticons in text communication, believing their use to constitute an admission of inarticulateness. Etymolo..
1. to talk abbout someone's clothes, hair, or mama; to insult If u keep jonen on me Im a punch u in your face...