Systematic Edit Meaning

1. The degree to which one is fucked. Our plans were in a state of serious fucktitude when Dave's car ran out of gas. See Doug 2. ..

1. A disgustingly obese girl. People tend to stray away from a bench she is sitting on because it is likely to break. Fatty Maddie tends to..

1. army and military put together to make life easier. Are you in the Armitary? (are you in either the army or the military) See army, wa..