What is Szafranski?
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the act of inserting a new born baby back into the vagina of the mother, head first, and having sexual intercourse with the anus of a boy or vagina of a girl. when climax has been reached, you must give the mother a pearl necklace.
when i was born, my mom didn't have a c-section, she had a szafranski
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The end result of defecating over someone else's eyes.
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What you get when your girlfriend decides to ride your flaccid, water-snake-like, penis like a bar-bull just as she starts her period.
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