Table For One

What is Table For One?

Masturbation.

Person 1: Hey man, are you going over to your girlfriends tonight for some action?

Person 2: Nah, I'm just gonna take a table for one.

See masturbate, jack off, beat the meat, horny, sex

Kowalskied

1. To inexplicably smash, break, or further render anything else useless, that one touches. Complimented by taking absolutely no responsibi..

P-pod

1. 1)Chosen location or place to store/hide one's pornography. 2)Small carrying case or knapsack to store burned porn Dvds and cds. ..

Zerber

1. The act of putting your mouth on someones stomach and blowing, making a fart-like air noise. "I was sleeping, and all of a sudden ..

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