Table For One

What is Table For One?

Masturbation.

Person 1: Hey man, are you going over to your girlfriends tonight for some action?

Person 2: Nah, I'm just gonna take a table for one.

See masturbate, jack off, beat the meat, horny, sex

Orange Corners

1. What Cheeto's do to your mouth if you are without a napkin. Seen on people of all ages. Best on adults, cuz that's lame, but ..

Urde

1. being very excited, so excited that you scream of happiness (dutch) Mom : We're Going on Vacation! Sarah : URDEEE!!!!!! See happ..

Will"ing

1. The instantaneous looking up of information using Wikipedia type sources to resolve a pointless argument or generate excessive knowledge..

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