Table For One

What is Table For One?

Masturbation.

Person 1: Hey man, are you going over to your girlfriends tonight for some action?

Person 2: Nah, I'm just gonna take a table for one.

See masturbate, jack off, beat the meat, horny, sex

Really Old People

1. a person who smells really bad and is over 90 from the book of "i said so" "oh god who let that really old person in?&q..

Importality

1. The act of becoming so important in ones own reality as to become imortal. A-Dawgg & Lyndz have reached the very apex of IMPORTALIT..

1836

1. The "name" of Houston's newly transplanted MLS team. Officially qualifies as the stupidest, most idiotic, fucked-up name..

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