Table For One

What is Table For One?

Masturbation.

Person 1: Hey man, are you going over to your girlfriends tonight for some action?

Person 2: Nah, I'm just gonna take a table for one.

See masturbate, jack off, beat the meat, horny, sex

Half Hog

1. A man's cock when it is not a complete boner yet not soft serve. "Sweetie - do I need to give you a BJ before you stick it in..

Why Thank You Hedgehog

1. An exchange expressing gratitude between two people who are close to each other in the UK, usually the South West, in a fake American S..

W.a.b.s.

1. Acronym: Whore, Ass, Bitch, Slut. For any particularly disgusting individual. Related to the infamous sreyaism. She wears such tight ..

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