Table For One

What is Table For One?

Masturbation.

Person 1: Hey man, are you going over to your girlfriends tonight for some action?

Person 2: Nah, I'm just gonna take a table for one.

See masturbate, jack off, beat the meat, horny, sex

W.i.b

1. Pronounced "Wib". Acronym for Woman In Boots Although the plural would be "Women In Boots" one would say "WIB..

Corporate Jumping Bean

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Nice Guy, But

1. A phrase used in conversation to offset an insult of an absent third party. The phrase is often used as a passive-aggressive way to dist..

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