Table For One

What is Table For One?

Masturbation.

Person 1: Hey man, are you going over to your girlfriends tonight for some action?

Person 2: Nah, I'm just gonna take a table for one.

See masturbate, jack off, beat the meat, horny, sex

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Vanity Check

1. Looking up one's own name in a search engine to see what others are saying about your or what others can find out about you. See a..

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