Table For One

What is Table For One?

Masturbation.

Person 1: Hey man, are you going over to your girlfriends tonight for some action?

Person 2: Nah, I'm just gonna take a table for one.

See masturbate, jack off, beat the meat, horny, sex

S.t.b

1. "Sh*t the bed". Used when something particuarly unfortunate occurs. Examples include, sh*tting the bed or even worse going ho..

Vaginavigation

1. To navigate the depths of the most slimey and hateful creature the world has ever seen, the vagina. I need help, im bad at vaginavigati..

1/14/04

1. A day of tragedy. The day GOATSE was taken from us forever. 1/14/O4 NEVER FORGET. A sad day/..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Table For One Edit Meaning