What is Table For Two?
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any activity involving two lovers without anyone else being invited. may or may not involve sex.
1. sorry bro, i would invite you to come skiing with me and my girlfriend, but it's table for two this weekend.
2. orgys are ok once in awhile, but i generally prefer a table for two.
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