Table For Two

What is Table For Two?

any activity involving two lovers without anyone else being invited. may or may not involve sex.

1. sorry bro, i would invite you to come skiing with me and my girlfriend, but it's table for two this weekend.

2. orgys are ok once in awhile, but i generally prefer a table for two.

See lovers, sex, hanging out, private, girlfriend, boyfriend, romance

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