What is Table For Two?
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any activity involving two lovers without anyone else being invited. may or may not involve sex.
1. sorry bro, i would invite you to come skiing with me and my girlfriend, but it's table for two this weekend.
2. orgys are ok once in awhile, but i generally prefer a table for two.
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Verb. To be in a situation where bodily fluids, typically but not necessarily semen, are in urgent need of cleaning up.
"He's..
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when your girl is giving you a blow job & her dad calls to say he's on his way before she's done.
In extreme cases, you m..
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A coat that has had numerous knobs wiped on it after sex.
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A white crispy coating on a posh bird's curtains
"I'm jus..
