Table For Two

What is Table For Two?

any activity involving two lovers without anyone else being invited. may or may not involve sex.

1. sorry bro, i would invite you to come skiing with me and my girlfriend, but it's table for two this weekend.

2. orgys are ok once in awhile, but i generally prefer a table for two.

See lovers, sex, hanging out, private, girlfriend, boyfriend, romance

U-dooky

1. Taking a crap in a urinal. Some one U-DOOKIED the mens room again. Did you here, about the U-DOOKY in the mens room. See urinal, shit..

Joggercock

1. bulge in crotch area attained by wearing tight fitting lower body clothing, such as spandex or "tighty whiteys" I like wearin..

Elephant Cock

1. a huge penis i have an elephant cock 2. a penis the size of an elephants a penis with elephantitus or the actual penis of an eleph..

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