Table Surf

What is Table Surf?

The table surf is the act of looking for another table that is better than the one you are either sitting at or planning to sit at.

Me: Matt, don't table surf, just sit the fuck down.

Matt: Fine, whatever.

See table, surf, no, thanks

Bash The Bologna

1. to masturbate I'm going to go bash the bologna now. See masturbate, jack off, jerk off, beat off..

Jimbooblie

1. When a person vomits and deficates at the exact same time. I saw a kid jimbooblie while standing in line for the bathroom last night! ..

Could I Get In This

1. 1.when you want to join a person or persons when there doing something you use the phrase. 2. Could be used in sexual way or any other..

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