Table Surf

What is Table Surf?


1.

The table surf is the act of looking for another table that is better than the one you are either sitting at or planning to sit at.

Me: Matt, don't table surf, just sit the fuck down.

Matt: Fine, whatever.

See table, surf, no, thanks


77

Random Words:

1. Question: Are you gay? in Transporter 3 Frank Martin: Has it ever occurred to you that I'm not in the mood Valentina: come on! ..
1. To masterbate on easter extra points if ressed as easter bunny or eastern bunny Brad: I was easterbating yesterday all over the window..
1. similar to oral sex, only using the nostrils instead of the mouth. Matt went up to some girl in Popeye's and asked her to engage i..