Table Surf

What is Table Surf?

The table surf is the act of looking for another table that is better than the one you are either sitting at or planning to sit at.

Me: Matt, don't table surf, just sit the fuck down.

Matt: Fine, whatever.

See table, surf, no, thanks

Egoblogger

1. A blogger whose writing tends to have a self-aggrandizing or narcissistic tone. Egobloggers spend as much time promoting themselves and ..

Christian Reich

1. Christian Reich (kris tian ryke) NOUN. The fanatics who claim that Jesus Christ is pro-death penalty, in favor of greed, torture and fil..

Nigalicious

1. A term used to describe an action of high nigatude. Jaqarious is nigalicious See nigga, nigra, nigger, black, ebony, poop, monster coc..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Table Surf Edit Meaning