Table Surf

What is Table Surf?


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The table surf is the act of looking for another table that is better than the one you are either sitting at or planning to sit at.

Me: Matt, don't table surf, just sit the fuck down.

Matt: Fine, whatever.

See table, surf, no, thanks


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