Table Surf

What is Table Surf?

The table surf is the act of looking for another table that is better than the one you are either sitting at or planning to sit at.

Me: Matt, don't table surf, just sit the fuck down.

Matt: Fine, whatever.

See table, surf, no, thanks

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