Taco Bell

What is Taco Bell?


1.

a slow, delicious death.

instead of cigarette smoking, i took up taco bell. don't spare the awesome sauce.

See Dave

2.

In 2032, the only restaurant chain to survive the franchise wars.

Oh shit, im really gonna need those three sea shells.

3.

The single best place to steal sporks from.

Lets go get some sporks from Taco Bell. Maybe we can even pick up a strange disease from the food while were there!

See Freak Obscene

4.

fast food place that gives you the shits

grande combo= try not to shit yourself special. After you eat it your shit wants to think outside of your buns and run for your border.

See nick

5.

most effective laxative known to man.

"Shit, I am constipated, lets go to taco bell!"

*1 Hour Later* "Oh man, I am going to extrude masssive quantities of shit out of my ass thanks to taco bell!"

6.

The place to go if you want to shoot liquid poop out of your ass within two hours.

Yo Quiero Taco Bell.

See AYB

7.

A place to eat when you want to cure your constipation. You'll be squirting fire in no time at all.

It's been four days since I've had a crap. I think I'll go eat at Taco Bell.


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