What is Taco Salad?
1.
While munching on a girls snatch (taco), you slip your tounge down to her asshole and toss her salad at random intervals.
"I decided to give my girl a surprise last night while i was eating her out.. I slipped my tounge down into her bum and gave her a taco salad.."
2.
Taco Salad is a meal generally composed of meat, vegetables, and hard tortilla shells or chips - tossed together with cheeses and sauces, which, is essentially...traditional tacos (smashed and crunched up), creating a fun and unique salad experience! FUN!!!
Try this easy taco salad recipe! I personally ADORE this one...sometimes, I just like to get festive n' fun, and send my family south of the border for supper time with a tasty mexican meal! WOOO! FIESTA TIME!!!
Ok, you'll need ground beef, lettuce, shredded cheese, tomatoes, ripe olives, and corn chips, along with taco sauce and other ingredients, so prepare!
INGREDIENTS:
1 pound lean ground beef
1/2 envelope onion soup mix, about 1/4 cup
3/4 cup water
a few dashes hot pepper sauce
1 medium head lettuce, shredded, about 4 cups
1 cup shredded sharp Jack or Cheddar cheese
1 large tomato, chopped
1/2 cup sliced black olives
1/4 cup chopped green bell pepper
2 cups corn chips
taco sauce
PREPARATION:
Brown beef in a heavy skillet; drain off excess fat. Sprinkle onion soup mix over beef and stir in water. Simmer, uncovered, until liquid cooks away, about 8 to 12 minutes. Stir in hot pepper sauce.
In a large bowl, combine shredded lettuce, shredded cheese, tomato, olives, and green bell pepper; toss. For each serving, place lettuce mixture on salad plate or bowl, top with some of the meat mixture and garnish taco salad with corn chops. Serve with taco salad with taco sauce.
This taco salad serves 4 to 6!
For homemade corn taco chips, cut corn tortillas into strips and fry briefly in hot oil and use as the garnish for taco salad. And hey! Try tossing in some beans, or use chicken instead of beef! Don't be afraid to get creative, this is a fun meal with tons of flexibility! HOLY FUCK! FUN!
Oh, taco salad also has something to do with the pussy and asshole of a female.
Jake: MMMMM! Great taco salad, mom! Even better than last Tuesday!
Dad: GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM OR I'LL BEAT YOU IN THE ASS, YOU SMARTASS PIECE OF SHIT.
Mom: HENRY!!!
Dad: WHAT, HELEN?
Mom: He was being SERIOUS!
Dad: Oh...did you finish your homework, Jake?
Jake: FUCK YOU DAD, I HOPE SOMEONE KILLS YOU.
Dad: GET MY FUCKING BELT, I'VE HAD IT.
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3.
A pussy party
Brian: Hey Justin! Want to go get some taco salad tonight?
Justin: Hell no, I'm gay.
Brian: mmmk.
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4.
A taco salad is when someone eats out the asshole of a individual from Mexico
It was totally hot when Patrick gave Rodriguez a taco salad
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5.
Unshaven female pubic hair, especially that which is abnormally thick and full.
Dude don't go down on that, she has taco salad.
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6.
Where you eatin a girls ass and she shits in your mouth then you chew it up (ground beef) and spit it in her pussy then you fuck the pussy and cum all over it(sour cream)then eat it all back up
wow i gave sally the taco salad she said it looked delicious
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7.
The act of using salad dressing (or any oil based food) as lube for anal sex.
Ardis couldnt find any lube, so she grabbed some ranch dressing, and Jeff gave her a Taco Salad.
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