Taint Cola

What is Taint Cola?


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1. The freshest since 1953

2. The brown slime oozing from the asshole to the flesh between the genitalia and the asshole known as the taint after anal sex hence the name "TAINT COLA"

3. last but not least a very popular video using a 50s theme telling about how to have anal sex with your girlfriend basically saying that if all else fails knock her out and you can do whatever you want

hey buddy pass me a taint cola

mmmm mmm only the freshest taint since 1953

why so glumm I bet I know You want to have anal sex

"Knock Her out with A brick"

shes not laughing now

you can live a full life now that you know how to get what you want.

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