Taint Poacher

What is Taint Poacher?

Someone who misses both the vaginal cavity and anal cavity, therefore slamming their machinery right into the region infamously known as the taint.

Richie knew he had lost some accuracy when pulled a taint poacher on Marissa, guess you cant be 100% all the time.

See taint, poaching, sex, mistake, sexual intercourse

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