Taintpertine

What is Taintpertine?

The female version of grundleoderant.. to be used to prevent the sweaty stanky mess that accumulate on a females taint during the day.

Phew.. do I smell bapussy? Looks like someone forgot to put on her taintpertine today.

See grundleoderant, stank, taint, grundle

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