What is Tallonkarrde?
1.
A Salmon savior and great sex giver.
"Save the Salmon!!!!!!1111" -TallonKarrde
2.
an orgasnism that produces a magical semen
This semen,nicknamed "gew" that can reduce hunger & thirst. Among this power, it can also be an alternative to CPR, revive corpses, shapeshift into any weapon, grant wishes, clean any surface, bubbles up in the bath, allows you to breathe when you normally wouldn't be able to, makes you less ugly, and spreads smiles across the land whenenver it has been ejaculated.
When a TallonKarrde excited, it's penis releases this gew in an eruption that is more powerful than any volcano.
You cum like a TallonKarrde
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3.
A pot-bellied fat fuck that eats shit for breakfast.
HEY! Look at those hogs! they are acting just like Tallonkarrde
4.
Typical over-ego'd Scouser
TK for short
Bloody Liverpudlian. Thinks he's a TallonKarrde
