Tamalavelocity

What is Tamalavelocity?

The speed at which a friction burn from masturbation occurs.

Guy 1: Why are you walking funny?

Guy 2: Last night I accidentally achieved tamalavelocity.

See masturbation, friction, burn, jerking off

Carbon Free Diet

1. A new diet that promotes the benefits of completely removing carbon and carbon derivatives from a person's diet. This diet is limi..

You Got Juiced

1. when playing a game of NCAA Football, the quarterback does NOT pitch the ball on the option. Mike: "Touchdown nigga" Steven:..

Tuscan T-bone

1. 1. A menu item at Olive Garden. Grilled 18 oz choice T-bone brushed with Italian herbs. Served with Tuscan potatoes and bell peppers. ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Tamalavelocity Edit Meaning