Tamalavelocity

What is Tamalavelocity?

The speed at which a friction burn from masturbation occurs.

Guy 1: Why are you walking funny?

Guy 2: Last night I accidentally achieved tamalavelocity.

See masturbation, friction, burn, jerking off

Flaggledart

1. A female with abnormally large breasts while the rest of her body is unusually thin. Victoria Beckham: She is skinny and has ginormous ..

Zome Ga

1. From ZOMG which is also from OMG. Zome Ga is how you sound out zomg. "Zome Ga!! Thats soo awesome!" See zomg, omg, ga, hi..

Free Pancakes

1. A phrase to be yelled whilst getting raped. Nobody responds to "HELP! I'm getting raped!!" because it is not taken seriou..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Tamalavelocity Edit Meaning