Tamalavelocity

What is Tamalavelocity?

The speed at which a friction burn from masturbation occurs.

Guy 1: Why are you walking funny?

Guy 2: Last night I accidentally achieved tamalavelocity.

See masturbation, friction, burn, jerking off

Mepha

1. A nickname for an ugly Canadian stripper. "I can't believe you were so drunk that you let that mepha get all over you!" ..

Hotdog Down Hallway

1. When a guy fucks a girl who has a bucket pussy and its really loose. Best said in a northern accent. Friend: So how was she last night..

Sac Waxing

1. the male version of a bikini wax, the act of having one's ball sack waxed and dehaired Ray felt so smooth and silky after his week..

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