Tamalavelocity

What is Tamalavelocity?

The speed at which a friction burn from masturbation occurs.

Guy 1: Why are you walking funny?

Guy 2: Last night I accidentally achieved tamalavelocity.

See masturbation, friction, burn, jerking off

10:34

1. the time most americans have sex *its 10:34, lets fuck See sex, 10:34, americans, time, fuck..

Kill The Thermostat

1. Taking a burn over the top. Jase: Yeah? Well I fucked your mom last night! Pete: Bro, my mom's dead... Jase: And I killed her M..

A Homo

1. A another word for a cigarette. English Idiom of cigarette is fag and a homo is a "fag" Random dude213- Hey check random dud..

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