Tamalavelocity

What is Tamalavelocity?


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The speed at which a friction burn from masturbation occurs.

Guy 1: Why are you walking funny?

Guy 2: Last night I accidentally achieved tamalavelocity.

See masturbation, friction, burn, jerking off


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