Tamalavelocity

What is Tamalavelocity?

The speed at which a friction burn from masturbation occurs.

Guy 1: Why are you walking funny?

Guy 2: Last night I accidentally achieved tamalavelocity.

See masturbation, friction, burn, jerking off

Herkimer

1. a village where people are so dumb that they don't even know which war was fought where they live. "Which war was fought in H..

Ufb

1. UnFuckingBelievable. Something so completely off the wall, out of the ordinary, uncommon, or otherwise difficult to comprehend as a fac..

Jay K

1. Jay k means just kidding. Used for emails and IMs. teenagerfrommars:You r such a fagot!!!! luvyahalls:y would you sat that? our friend..

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