Tamalavelocity

What is Tamalavelocity?

The speed at which a friction burn from masturbation occurs.

Guy 1: Why are you walking funny?

Guy 2: Last night I accidentally achieved tamalavelocity.

See masturbation, friction, burn, jerking off

Element Owners Club

1. A group of lame individuals who worship a lame car. The element owners club is having a meeting today. See lame, ugly, pathetic, club..

Qwerty-boy

1. Someone who when bored, types random letters on his keyboard. John was being a qwerty-boy and started typing atoricurtjickayoutiiryeenc..

Carck

1. someone who can't spell crack due to the fact they are on it *takes a hit* you want some carck? *next man takes a hit* See drugs,..

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