Tamalavelocity

What is Tamalavelocity?

The speed at which a friction burn from masturbation occurs.

Guy 1: Why are you walking funny?

Guy 2: Last night I accidentally achieved tamalavelocity.

See masturbation, friction, burn, jerking off

Kirstie Ambler

1. A secret name for a celebrity which has not yet been found, i.e a celebrity from the future. Likes to give out free sex and lollipops. ..

Urburl

1. *(Prefix)* Added to noun to amplify force of word I won the lottery, Urburlwoot!!! See herbal, ultra, minor, mega, urburlwoot..

Deriso

1. Someone who likes to give others the "backseat treatment". Matty D gave Stacey Hamburgler the backseat treatment...

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