Tampa Bay Turban

What is Tampa Bay Turban?


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—noun

a large deposit of semen on the top, middle of ones head; usually in a tidy swirl shape similar to that of an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen

Jed's mom was a real snake charmer last night. I gave her a picture-perfect Tampa Bay Turban.

See pearl necklace, turban, turbine, turbo


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