Tanking

What is Tanking?


1.

comes from mmorpgs, where you would have a healer in your party and a person with high defense. (i.e. meat sack-o-shield warriors). the warrior rush an opponent and the monk would do their best to keep the warrior alive with healing and stat bonuses. then, the other members could

a)fight and hit hard

b)run away like scared little girls

so, in essence, it is a big distraction to open opportunites for attack or to run away, like a sacrifice but to keepp it alive.

Chaos Deity had the best plan to win by tanking the enemy patrol and having his team run away.

See tank, rez, heal, run, mmorpg

2.

The word tanking, in terms of sport, would be used to describe a bad performance

Tanking is the act of giving up a match or "throwing it away", losing intentionally or not competing.

I tanked my match so bad!

She was tanking her match.

He tanked the match after losing the first set.

They tanked their match because they got angry with the referee/umpire.

See tank, tanking, tanked

3.

In dotA, using your hero to absorb enemy damage.

Effective when pushing, a tanker can absorb large amounts of damage while the rest of the team can focus on killing the enemy heroes.

Pudge: Look at the lvl 1 fv tanking those creeps. What a nub.

Faceless Void: stfu fattie, b0w dwn! 11! one!

later...

Faceless Void: 1 HoT and 2 Butterflies. I'm a tank.

Pudge: I'm so damn fat.

See dota, tanking, tank, tanker, tanks

4.

The process by which a person expels excrement into the toilet tank, instead of the bowl, resulting in a disgusting surprise when one flushes.

I'm tanking in Mr. Dookie's toilet!

See tanking, tank, poop, shit, toilet

5.

Usually in people with eating disorders, Tanking is drinking a large amount of water in a short time to gain weight before a weigh in.

'I've lost 2lbs, I'm going to have to do some serious tanking before my weigh in on friday.'

'She is just tanking to get out.'

See eating disorder, anorexia, bulimia, water, weight, weight loss

6.

Used to describe someone who gets at fat girls.

Is Reese tanking that tank?

See tank, wow, fat, girl, tanking

7.

to perform fellatio.

im tanking my boyfriend tonight!

See blowjob, tank, blow, sex, one


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