What is Tanner?
1.
An amazing, determined and genuine person who deserves all the best that the world has to offer.
You could never bicycle through the Great Smokey Mountains, man, only a tanner could do that.
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2.
A Tanner is something that works out well. When a situation seems bad, but somehow works out really well in the end, that's a tanner
"Dude, I thought that blind date was going to suck, but she was beautiful, and it was rad. The night was a total tanner.
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3.
Fucks like a tiger. Ravenous sexual appetite. Everytime he comes he produces a quart. Makes every woman he sleeps with him sex slave forever.
Wow last night i had sex with a tanner. My room was soaked!
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4.
The hottest, most awesome, sexiest man alive. Every women ever wants to fuck him, and there isn't a man on earth that doesn't want to be him. The End.
Britnei: Man, I wish Tanner was here so I could fuck him.
Stacy: Yeah, me too.
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5.
A tall, sexy, kinda lanky but muscular man. Usually a ginger but is one of the nicest funniest people in the world.
see that ginger? Looks like a total Tanner
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6.
A term for people of ridiculous laziness, procrastination, fucking off, cant get shit done type of person.
You've been working on that same paragraph for the last three hours, you're such a fucking tanner!
7.
A nickname for marijuana
Was named after a good friend who was your typical, squinty eyed, slow talking stoner with a cannabis card. It's very useful as a code name, seeing as it can easily be mistaken for the name of a friend if parents/teachers/higher forms of authority are present.
The phrase "going to tanner's house" is also useful when talking about going out to get stoned.
"Dude we got some bomb ass tanner!"
"I got so tannered last night, I can't remember a thing"
"Hey man, wanna go over to tanner's house?"
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