1.
The safest G ever to grace Prestwich, fo' shizzle, nizzles! At least, in Azhar's opinion. But what the Hell does Azhar know - he thinks smokin' mofos is a type of chocolate cigarette. He thinks when people beat his sorry rectum into the dirt in Physics they're trying to beat out his shirt fire. He only gets shirt fires because I start them though - HAHAHAHAHA.
A Tansley is a funny-accented faulty-postured guy from somewhere near Crewe, I think, who recently has moved to Manchester for some unknown reason. Why anyone would move to Manchester is beyond me, especially if they are a Tansley. A Tansley likes to spend his time by himself, avoiding conversation, confrontation or even eye-contact with anyone else. A Tansley is fine in its own little world, minding its own business and keeping its head down. This isn't a clever course of action in Manchester, because everyone is loud and outgoing and you get singled out anyway! Aaah, yes, what an age we live in.
"Go back to your little corner, you Tansley!"
The Duke of Westerbridge was annoyed, because his wife's pink extra-large bloomers were missing. He called in all his manservants, and declared to them as a whole, "Aight bizatches, some crunk gone n' taxed mah ho's muff-cover. Which one of you mofuzzles is da Tansley?"
2.
A compleat idiot who would do any thing for a girl
aint saying nothin
3.
Person or persons who are neo-nazis and enjoy nude pictures of hitler.
Person or persons who enjoy feener.
Person or persons who want to bring their lover hitler back from the dead.
Damn you Tansley!
You dirty jew!
You like bumsex.
